Classic Game Room – BLOCK PARTY for Nintendo Wii review

admin November 23, 2012 20 Classic Game Room’s Derek reviews BLOCK PARTY for Nintendo Wii. Move over, Chicken Shoot, and make way, Ninjabread Man. Theres a new contender for the title of worst Wii game of all time, and as the Highlander once said, there can be only one. The challenger is known simply as Block Party. Formed deep within the womb of time, the game was spawned by the development and publishing tandem of Ivolgamus and Activision, the same dream team which gave birth to Monkey Mischief: Party Time, a similarly repugnant slab of immutable Wii detritus. For Block Party, however, Ivolgamus and Activision have gone to unprecedented lengths, using the blood of a goblin, seven drops of mucous from the Wind Squid and spoiled milk from the rancid teat of a three-headed demon to create a game so unspeakably unplayable, even the awful Chicken Shoot trembles at its very presence. Or so Ive read on parchment scrolls dating back millennia. And Internet forums. In all seriousness, Block Party is bad. Really bad, in fact, and I dont mean that in a Well, I didnt like it, but you might sense. Its inconceivable to me that a person would find anything even remotely worthwhile or entertaining about this game. Block Party is not only offensively substandard; its also technically flawed, a bit frightening and even downright misleading. If you played Monkey Mischief and maintained enough sanity to tell the tale, you should already know what to expect from Block Party. Not only is it


  1. StupidWizardFilms November 23, 2012 at 10:33 AM -

    Derek sounds boring in this.

  2. ACluelessKid November 23, 2012 at 10:54 AM -

    This game would be crappy on the N64, nevertheless a Wii.

  3. Hayatehiroyuki25 November 23, 2012 at 11:03 AM -

    All i heard the whole review were the creepy little moans and grunts of little boys and girls… O_o I feel so violated and peverted…

  4. YoungJeezyCOD November 23, 2012 at 11:21 AM -

    What’s with all the kids moaning? It feel awkward even listening to this review because of it…

  5. kissalive125 November 23, 2012 at 11:36 AM -

    Derek you are SOOO RIGHT! This game is so horrible and unworthy of a great console such as Wii, to the point of being appauling. I will be honest, as I was whatching this gameplay footage i had an discusting feeling in the pit of my stomach. This game gets a 0/10!!!